• The problem with poison is that they die somewhere (usually inaccessible) and then rot and stink for ages.

    This. My neighbours had a mouse infestation, poisoned them, and several of them died in my fucking kitchen walls. All because they had a filthy kitchen. Flats too, so no lawns to hammer sausages into.

    The smell lasts about a year in our experience.

  • Met a girl once who lived in Surrey Docks.

    She had a dead rat under her stairs that stank. She asked me over to get rid of it.

    This year we celebrate our Silver Wedding Anniversary!

  • That 1st line would make a great limerick. The rest needs some work!

    My experience with mice is that glue traps are most successful, but murdering lovely little mice is a tough gig.

    I took my kitchen apart 5 or 6 times to block up every tiny hole. I also stuck metal mesh air vent covers over the external air bricks.

    Good luck!

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