I hate

Stopped eating them years ago, so disappointing.
I think the drop in quality may have something to do with the huge ramp up in production as people decided they were much easier to eat and sweeter than regular oranges. When I were a lad… they were only available a few weeks before xmas, that was it.

Crap computer systems that companies rely on.

I shouldnt have to login and start every process again if I want to 'press back'.

Also, not having barcode scanners but relying on part numbers that are shared by 15 years of things....

Just being unorganised, thats what I hate.

pic for example, thats what the public gets.

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Anyone who eats with their mouth open. Slurp, smack, smack, slurp. FUCK OFF.

Wow, must have been hell for you in China.

Orange juice with bits in.

I heard some fucked up story about orange juice bits being separated, bleached and reintroduced to the juice once. I hope it was bullshit.

I heard that coca cola is made from cocaine

Yes, I wore earplugs a lot and avoided eating with other people if I thought they would be noisy. I just can't get used to it. I thought it would be better in Singapore - and it is, but still, sluuurrp smacksmack sluuuuurrrrpp ah.

Circles 1 - 9 of hell are specifically for these people.

Yeah alright hedge, didn't think it could be true anyway. Someone just waffling about adding pulp back into concentrate.

orange juice bits being separated, bleached and reintroduced to the juice once.

I don't know about the bleaching, but it is separated & added back (at least by some producers):

https://youtu.be/OyW7JVjYoYU?t=305

When you're asked for 'a wee bit of your butter' by a work colleague who then proceeds to dig into it like they've struck gold.

Negating the ceremonious scraping you've enjoyed which has brought you to the final third of the tub in an aesthetically pleasing wave pattern.

This, even though I'd love nothing more than to say no. Why don't you break the habit of a lifetime and buy your own you cunt.

Fucking animal.

Meh, its all going to get turned to shit and flushed into our rivers anyway.

^ do I win the grumpy cunt prize?

My father in law is one of them he smacks his gums together when eating like he has no teeth at all despite having a full set all his own combined with a heavy nose breathe it's almost unbearable. That upper throat clearing inward snorting noise makes me visibly wince and shudder as well.

Also, double dippers. Buttery knife in virginal jam.

No, no, no.

Once had a mate who I saw lick the knife clean of jam before attempting to go back for another crack at the butter. Didn't eat any more toast at his house after that.

Codesys

in China

Isn't this a cultural mismatch thing where it's meant to signify that you are enjoying the food.

People (cafes, family members) who just warm up baked beans. 10mins high heat (stirring) please so you end up with a delicious, thick, unguent dish, not just some warm beans in a watery soup that turns toast to mush.

Buttery knife in virginal jam.

Provide a jam spoon to avoid.

Also fuck piping hot ramekins of beans in the middle of a breakfast

10mins high heat

Humble brag >>>>

Bet your thermostat is set to 16° too.

If you buy the correct beans in the first place (Branston), the sauce is proper thickness already

Microwave, 1min, stir, 1min, consume. If you want fancy, chuck in a knob of butter.

a knob of butter

A what kind of measure is that?