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  • When you're asked for 'a wee bit of your butter' by a work colleague who then proceeds to dig into it like they've struck gold.

    Negating the ceremonious scraping you've enjoyed which has brought you to the final third of the tub in an aesthetically pleasing wave pattern.

    This, even though I'd love nothing more than to say no. Why don't you break the habit of a lifetime and buy your own you cunt.

    Fucking animal.

  • Meh, its all going to get turned to shit and flushed into our rivers anyway.

    ^ do I win the grumpy cunt prize?

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