Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I’ll fight the fucking lot of you.

Golf club circa 11.30pm...

Punching with gloved hand only. No stomping on toes with those spiked shoes we wear.

Spiked shoes in the club bar? You're asking for your membership to be revoked.

Just before they drive home

What's going on, is there a fight?

FUCKING COME ON THEN!

Doesn't this club have a Spike Bar?

Only drinks get spiked in this bar mate.

Doesn't this club have a Spike Bar?

Only at the Halfway House behind the 10th tee.

Thanks @fizzy.bleach for starting this amusing thread

A 928 is absolutely Golf Club! You can get 2 sets of clubs in one for a start, try that in a 911.

the 928 combined the power, poise, and handling of a sports car with the refinement, comfort, and equipment of a luxury sedan.

From Wikipedia

This is a Catch 22 really.

To defend my position I need to correct you (you can get 2 bags in unless it’s a pre 1969 SWB or it’s a water-cooled GTx model with a cage) then tell you that the 911 is the golf club poseur car and the 928 is for engineers and architects and Tony Montana.

But having that sort of knowledge to hand is golf club worthy in itself.

Agree 928 is pure golf club. Cheaper than a 911 but still has a Porsche badge and key to casually throw on to your table (or bowl.....). See also Boxster.

Have you seen how much a decent one costs these days? They're not 993 money but they are where 993's were around 3 years ago in terms of £.

a lady on a trapeze goes and fetches your bottle of wine for you

924 was the darts club Porsche you're trying to think of.

There’s a man who knows his motors. Let’s forget the fight and have a firm handshake.

wine procurement

The hidden storage is for the good/cellaring wines.

I’m outing myself:
I just saw a photo of Prince Harry and he has the same wellies as me.
I’m going to march right up to the clubhouse in my Aigles and demand membership.

Aigle

the thinking man's welly. Hunter is so passé

Wicked, do a couple of lines and get on the shooms.

What are wellies?

That rack is giving me the fear

Rubber boots. Usually worn by farmers and trades people. And in this case, country poshos.
Wellington boots.

Named after the 1st Duke of RubberBoot, a great English hero (who was Irish) and also did some wars, a posho.

Essential wear for anyone who has been wading through mud to leave the house for the last month. Hunters are shite, Aigle are like slippers but fragile, Le Chameau FTW.

See you at the 19th chaps!