Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I took the car today

A silk balaclava

That's got to be DJ, right?

Geelong or cashmere would be better for that purpose

I want a sound proof meeting room to have as my own personal listening room

Lol.

Only if you've got a face as smooth as a baby's bum.

With my stubble I sometimes struggle wearing a cashmere scarf.

Silk doesn’t tend to be as good an insulator.

Stop trying to look like George Michael with designer stubble and grow a full beard it won’t then act as the hook side of Velcro with your wool scarf.

Rocking a full set for January 👍

I have had a strange desire for a Talbot Tagora for about 25 years now.
Never enough to actually buy one, mind you.

I have had a strange desire

There are only 9 Talbot Tagoras left

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I've once travelled on a business class ticket which gave me lounge access.

are you pumping something

It's time for a glass of sherry

I can make what I consider to be a really decent espresso

the only pushbikes I ride are Bromptons.

A friend sold his old Porsche 928 to one of the Bremont brothers.

Woah woah woah. I’m not having that. A 928 isn’t golf club, it’s a poor man’s Porsche. And it wasn’t even me that had it.

it’s a poor man’s Porsche.

Fore!

Sir, it is not the done thing to protest one's entry into the golf club.

Sir

Sir, it is not the done thing to protest one's entry into the golf club.

Indeed. Being proposed and seconded constitutes the majority of the crime.

Accepting membership is just the glitter the turd is rolled in.

Woah woah woah. I’m not having that.

I’ll fight the fucking lot of you.