Football

I just watch 5 guys and se dons now for my football fix.

Oz Ten Hag and Ryan are two of my favourite players.

And Theo obviously.

Watched 5 guys few times 5 a side is serious bizniz! I normally just spik through to see the handbags at 10 paces.

I think they handle it really well, there's some proper wallies they play against.

Anyway, if anyone wants to watch
https://www.youtube.com/@5IVEGUYSFC/videos

Awesome, will add to my list of distractions.

And for a more SE London centric view of football
https://www.youtube.com/@donstrapzytv

I agree they take it well. I would be mildly annoyed if a couple of blokes with cameras were standing at the side of the pitch getting in the way. Is it 6-a-side? Slightly different format from what I used to play. Seem to recall they couldn’t be arsed to police feet going inside the D, so it was a free for all. Refs seem pretty good here.

Think five guys is 7. SE Dons is five.
All the cameras is properly annoying, but CONTENT YO!

Peak Spurs client journalism here:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jan/12/harry-kane-too-good-to-be-measured-by-medals-and-trophies

fuck me that's a generous bit of "journalism". Let's fawn over a good player in a limited team, slag off their rivals and pretend it's some deep reconsideration of the game.

I'm going to buy the paper edition so I can put that article at the bottom of the cat's litter tray where it belongs.

The irony of Rushden mentioning exactly that in the last football weekly. Have you ever submitted a piece when you pressed send and you realise it’s really shit.

New player available for the Lags XI:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-64251280

I have to say, I'd never have had Richard Rufus down as a conman.

South London’s answer to Bernie Madoff?

So chelsea have got Felix on loan. Exactly what chelsea needed an other lightweight showpony to bolster the attack. Obs I hope he is amazing and proves me wrong. I really don't see that as a Beartrix Potter signing its an odd one
Fulham tonight, I just can see anything other than a Fulham win. And if zakaria doesn't start I'm putting my foot through the tv.

… is it odd that you’ve paid eleven million euros for a rest of season loan … ?
Does that mean it’s a sort of pay as you play and re-evaluate his worth after the season ….. and bonkers that he cost Atletico one hundred and nineteen million euros three seasons ago …. Wow …. !

If that makes your head spin you should check out our Lukaku deal.

surely potter will get your lads up for the local derby game tonight. you still have loads of quality players despite injury list. and your record against Fulham is impressive.

no Mitrovic either. I think Chelsea's form improves tonight.

I hope so can't get much worse than the last couple of games. So many good players still part of that team but I don't think Potter knows who or how to get the best out of them. Didn't realise mitrovic was out that is big bonus as he knows how to bully the defence.

mitrovic accumulated five yellows so has to miss a game.

i liked some of the young blood players who were on show last game out when sterling and pulisic got injured. anyway, good luck. and enjoy the game.

Felix starts. no messing about from Potter there.

and rich - zakaria starts too dude. so your TV gets to survive. for now. will it make it to the final whistle though...

Felix has been v lively. Im gladly proved wrong so far.
I'm glad my tv got to survive

Felix has been v lively.

A bit too lively.

is it odd that you’ve paid eleven million euros for a rest of season loan … ?

How much will his three game ban set them back then?