Forget rescue attempt, where’s the harpoon gun.. this bugger is eating thousands of pounds of stock. Imagine his postcards ‘wish you were here’ ‘living the dream’ and ‘ five star all you can eat dining’ tripadvisor posts to his fellows seals. the reservoir remains closed.
All the R4 broadcasters can ask, does he have a name? Yeah but not possible to mention on air..
I've just checked a map and this appears to be a self contained lake, but there does a appear to be a small watercourse which is close which joins the river roach. but it looks like at least 10km of river from the sea.
https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2023-01-09/hungry-seal-obliterates-carp-and-bream-stocks-in-fishing-lake
Forget rescue attempt, where’s the harpoon gun.. this bugger is eating thousands of pounds of stock. Imagine his postcards ‘wish you were here’ ‘living the dream’ and ‘ five star all you can eat dining’ tripadvisor posts to his fellows seals. the reservoir remains closed.
All the R4 broadcasters can ask, does he have a name? Yeah but not possible to mention on air..