Fucking YouTube adverts. I am so sick of hearing a synthesised voice telling me that a British/American/NASA doctor/engineer/scientist has developed this "99 poundS" widget that is disrupting the whatever industry and will somehow heat my house for free/whiten my teeth/cure my IBS. I can only imagine what kind of shite will come through the letterbox if you do order whatever it is they're selling.
When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
But, he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me ...
Fucking YouTube adverts. I am so sick of hearing a synthesised voice telling me that a British/American/NASA doctor/engineer/scientist has developed this "99 poundS" widget that is disrupting the whatever industry and will somehow heat my house for free/whiten my teeth/cure my IBS. I can only imagine what kind of shite will come through the letterbox if you do order whatever it is they're selling.