Fucking YouTube adverts. I am so sick of hearing a synthesised voice telling me that a British/American/NASA doctor/engineer/scientist has developed this "99 poundS" widget that is disrupting the whatever industry and will somehow heat my house for free/whiten my teeth/cure my IBS. I can only imagine what kind of shite will come through the letterbox if you do order whatever it is they're selling.
“This new product from...blah, blah, blah... is taking the world by storm”
No, it’s not.
YouTube seems to have an algorithm that pushes the same ad at you over and over again rather than a different one each time. Can’t be the best marketing strategy if it just makes you hate the product.
When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
But, he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me ...
Fucking YouTube adverts. I am so sick of hearing a synthesised voice telling me that a British/American/NASA doctor/engineer/scientist has developed this "99 poundS" widget that is disrupting the whatever industry and will somehow heat my house for free/whiten my teeth/cure my IBS. I can only imagine what kind of shite will come through the letterbox if you do order whatever it is they're selling.