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With out a doubt the answer is to bring in a shark to eat the seal.

Forget rescue attempt, where’s the harpoon gun.. this bugger is eating thousands of pounds of stock.

You're kidding, no?

Weird folk, Anglers. Harpoons are maybe a bit strong a treatment for them but otherwise I agree.

Ha. Just goes to show that try as you might, you can’t control nature.

I've just checked a map and this appears to be a self contained lake, but there does a appear to be a small watercourse which is close which joins the river roach. but it looks like at least 10km of river from the sea.

Its nuts that a seal has found its way there.