Ways not to lock your bike

Oooft, that won't be there long

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On the other side of that coin.

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what's the point for the crims in stealing what I assume from the rest of the bike was a probably old / low spec set of wheels?
just for the scrap value?

Through two spokes.

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Inevitable

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Don't lock them under water

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I don't think anyone will be making a quick getaway on this

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https://youtu.be/GOlOKy3qtqk

Genius 😂

Textbook

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Of course it's possible this person had a d-lock cut through at the same time and we should never blame the victim but...

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Was parked outside a police station so fairly safe I guess

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Spotted outside a SE leisure facility this AM.
No lock!

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With a bike this ugly, you don't need to lock it properly

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That is NOT a looker. Also those stands are total wank.

Mistakenly left my bike unlocked for 20 minutes in Covent Garden this afternoon. Didn't get stolen.

Go and buy a lottery ticket.
Now.

what is the bike?

A bright green Arkose with wide carbon riser bars, Thomson bits, and Ultegra. I was faffing around with my gloves, standing next to the bike at locking loop things, and I guess this distracted me from the job of actually locking the bike up.

My mate’s recent antics

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wow....seen so many bikes using the spoke locking technique its just amazing....

Spotted today;
I’m not sure which of these riders I respect more. Give a fuck or deceit?

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And a few lesser stars

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What is that lock, is it any good?