I hate

I hate that Henry hoovers have the flipping cable at 90° to the hose.

you what?

Just unclip the top half (as if to change the bag/or clean the filter), reposition, re-clip.

Well.
I hate that Im stupid enough to not have thought of that

Don’t hate Henry! 😂😂😂

Henry sucks

I'm feeling very attacked here

Does your cock stick out in the wrong direction?

I'm forever sticking mine in the wrong direction.

Cooking your pizza without checking you've removed the cardboard base...

Worse with polystyrene...

I did that with a foam base once. Think I ate half of it too.

Fucking bastard mice. Laughing at traps. Mooching around in the living room. And how come something so tiny makes so much noise? I'm sure the bastards are being extra noisy on purpose to taunt me.

Have you tried (cut up) Mars Bars in your traps?

Borrow a cat

I find the best way to place traps is have two or three in a row with the bait/ trap side adjacent to the wall. They prefer to scuttle along by walls and if they escape one trap are more likely to race into the next one.

Foolishly I put out a solo trap the other day only to find it had been triggered and the bait eaten. I need to find another trap to put next to it. It is a little unnerving to hear scratching in walls and ceilings.

define "wrong"

Use peanut butter in the traps and smear it so they can't just lift it off. Or get some beaphar malt paste, it's like catnip for rodents.

Fussy eaters.
That is to say me. I really, REALLY hate that I don’t like so many things. It was a source of mucho anxiety when I was young and all through my adult life every time I’m asked for a meal.
But what really grates is that when you are asked it never, ever occurs to that person that I might find it awkward or stressful or be totally fed up with having to list a whole larder full of dislikes. No, it’s just me being bloody minded and disrespectful of their hospitality.
It would be heaven if I could just say “anything you like” or walk into a restaurant, shut my eyes and just point to something, just anything, on the menu.

Same. Bell peppers, coriander, cucumber, olives (and by extension, olive oil), salmon (most fish, really), mustard are all things in loads of different foods. But even the hint of them ruins the meal for me. And no, I can't just pick it out or eat around it. Even if I wanted to desconstruct my dinner like a bomb disposal expert, everything else now taste of those things, which make me wretch.

I'm 40 years old, I have tried all these things. I wish I did like them, but I think I know by now what I do or do not like.

I get real anxiety when going out for dinner with groups of friends (something which is rare these days) as they will want to get a whole mix of things and share. So I know that I am not going to be able to eat 80% of what's on the table. Which I feel is unfair. And because I'm a fat bastard, I usually come away hungry and annoyed. But then I get looks and mutterings of disdain when I order something for myself.

Super tasters?

Cucumber?

But then I get looks and mutterings of disdain when I order something for myself.

They're not very good friends, if they do this!

You must've seen them before, big long green guys.

Tell me about the angle of the dangle

Even better set up a poll and we can all vote on it.

I find the Vaseline makes them less problematic