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I managed to use the coffee machine to cook chicken with butter and garlic

Good few years ago one of the drivers at our depot used to live in his car in the car park. Used our two ring burner for all his meals, he was in a disgusting and really sad state, in the end they had to remove him from public facing duties. I digress. One day there is hell of a commotion in the mess room, he is boiling a pheasant that had been struck and stuck to the front of a train in the communal tea urn.
It had a happy ending though, he ended up in a Railway Benevolent Home for his last years.