• An old school sales guy I worked with had an anecdote from back in the day...

    His boss started berating him about not having enough client lunches so he just started going to lunch and asking them to bill him for two meals.

  • Had a hungry colleague who asked me to join them for a curry lunch and wanted to expense it (me being the ‘client’), got back to the office and an actual client turned up expecting a lunch so said colleague went back to the same restaurant and had another curry
    Serving staff apparently kept total poker faces
    csb but no meme sorry

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