Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Idk why, but this properly has me in stitches.

Thanks for the salmonella laced coffee Alexander 🤮

Bet all the folk expensing massive dinners for people get the promotion long before Alex here does.

Mate of mine used to save walking to the kitchen in his shared house by boiling pasta in the kettle. Had a coat hanger system to put the sauce in a jar into it too. Same bloke also decided that getting dressed for less than half a day out of the house was silly so he attended lectures at uni in pyjamas and dressing gown.

i have eaten apot noodle with biros for chopsticks