Just so you don’t feel othered: I too hate flat pack.
It’s easy, so any fule can do it, so there’s no sense of achievement when I get it right. And then when I manage to fuck something up and have to go back two steps I feel a double idiot hole for not being able to follow basic instructions like any fule could.
It’s impossible to win a game of flat pack, it’s either a goalless draw or you lose thanks to a sloppy own-goal.
Just so you don’t feel othered: I too hate flat pack.
It’s easy, so any fule can do it, so there’s no sense of achievement when I get it right. And then when I manage to fuck something up and have to go back two steps I feel a double idiot hole for not being able to follow basic instructions like any fule could.
It’s impossible to win a game of flat pack, it’s either a goalless draw or you lose thanks to a sloppy own-goal.