I hate

When I was a child, I thought I hated coconut becauseI first encountered it in Bounties. Turned out coconut is fine, just Bounties are shit.

Fry's pulled a similar trick with Turkish Delight, which according to them is supposed to taste like lard mixed with stain-removing tooth powder. When I reached the bit in "The lion, the witch and the wardrobe" where the white witch uses enchanted turkish delight to tempt the boy, I thought "It must be fucking magic if he wants to eat another piece". Few years before I found out that British confectioners can turn good things into shit.

Tunnocks tea cakes can be added to the list

Sugary whale snot on soggy cardboard.

I was the same. Bounties put me off coconut for a long time. An insult to an otherwise great flavour.

It's not a snobbery thing for me, plenty of decent cheap coconut chocolates out there. Just not into a hardened slurry of sugar and glucose syrup. Its about as difficult to eat as kendal mint cake.

Cherry Ripe is where it’s at for me. Don’t think there’s a better mass produced confectionery chocolate bar out there.

I hate coconut.

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They simply have to be eaten as if you are still 9 years old and pretend you are a zombie by biting off the top of the skull and slurping out the brains.

The lack of website /similar updates on Xmas opening.

In today's world, you'd have thought it would be so simple to find out whether people are open or not.

Or those fuckers who just put it on Instagram so you're trying to work it out from a thumbnail.

Staines.

Stupid-looking fashion dog ✔️
Tracksuit bottoms ✔️
Matching Boss tracksuit ✔️
Skin-fade (m) ✔️
Top-knot (f) ✔️
White trainers ✔️
Hand tattoos ✔️
YSL handbag ✔️

That was just in the waiting room at the vets.

And that was the vet.

That was the dog

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They can go fuck themselves too then.

Fucking tubeless.

My MTB rear is suddenly flat after epic battles to get it holding air in the first place some many lots of time ago.

Tbh I was just glad the cunt held it in the end. So the usual dance ensues, clean rim, fresh tape, a heated awl no less for the valve. Next day, pancake.

Off to the bike shop then Wheelcraft where I'm relieved of £15 for some extra insulting tape round that pesky valve area where all the escaping is going on. Oh and a 'new' valve too.

Had to shame him into getting it seated onto the bead as well. Shitebag.

Guaranteed until out of site obvs.

Next day, yip pancake.

So I go back to fastidious prep, hot awl, new tape, sealant, ping ping. And a few wraps of PTFE tape at the valve.

Next day, not flat! Although it's lost 39 of the 49 psi's

For the love of God. Fucking tubeless.

I feel your pain, although I rather like the idea of insulting tape.

Have you ridden it around a bit after fettling?

Sounds like you've put a bit too much effort into your look for just going to the vets, but you do you.

Don't think.I haven't thunk of that.😭

The word "creamy".

Particularly in recipe titles.

See also “silky”

I had a leaky back tyre, tightened the nut on the valve and it fixed a little seepage from there.

a little seepage

creamy or silky?

Velvety it's not like velvet though is it or silk ? Just say smooth