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  • Can't remember which comedian said it, but I've always subscribed to the £20 on the window sill diagnosis.

    If a £20 landed on the outside of your window sill and you're able to open the window and pick up the note, then you don't have the flu.

  • Well, kind of. But I’m talking several hundreds of £20 notes landing next to you and you not noticing or not giving a flying **** even if you did.

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