Strava

Strava in Data shocker… shocker.

Some SE hitters report being able to see their year end recap WITHOUT being premium subscribers and yet I:
1) title my rides
2) add delicious content
3) give out kudos like the tory party give their mates private contracts

but I don't get to see my recap without paying? Is this racism? Is this cuz I live in Kent? Whatever happened to digital agencies being regionally agnostic? One service for all or one service for some? Fuck you strava after all I gave you in 2022, fuck you right in your ear

Wow so salty!

The roundup was really shit too!

3.) hurts… it’ll be a lonely Christmas

I mean it when I give it though!Quality and quantity. Criteria is: titled rides, no commutes, no virtual rides.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

wtf?! commutes are legit! virtuals can GTFO though...

Incorrect

I keep my commutes private and even then I record them as 1 ride to avoid clogging up my own dreary ride log

if anything commutes deserve double kudos for the danger element of mixing with school run drivers and the unpredictable weather.

Recording your commute: fine
Sharing your commute with any bugger unfortunate enough to follow you: GTFO

I approve of recording commutes, and I celebrate those who make the journey by bike. But you can't expect a kudos unless the weather is shit or you have a pic of an audi wrapped around a bollard or something else awesome

There's a built-in system to optionally hide commutes. But it relies on people tagging rides as commutes. Which they don't.

but my commute is 16 miles each way
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More people need to know about https://www.activityfix.com/

I didn't say I expect kudos for commutes, I do deserve it though.
pretending to ride a bike under the sea in your 'pain cave' virtual computer game rides however, deserve nothing.

p.s.
all of my commutes are tagged as such and all have appropriately clever and often witty titles (on which I dedicate many minutes of my thinking time whilst commuting) to keep my loyal followers entertained.

so in fact I deserve 3x kudos.

Ok…. Since we don’t really care about stats. Submissions are open best ride titles of the year?
Here’s mine
https://strava.app.link/fgZP4k2rZvb

If we're going with our own I'm submitting this (screengrab, account private)
EDIT: dose of the shits involved

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Was the pine cone open or closed?

hehe. very long and smooth tbh. no swans handy

Don't get me started on the 'metres climbed' on virtual rides. You haven't climbed a centimetre, you twat.

I'd bow to the occasional 👍 for a good title. We love a story

how's this?

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