The fall of the Tory party

easy to do.

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So just a bit too exuberant?

All forgiven then

(Do these twats even realise what twats they sound?)

The absolute cuntish disregard

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1601868274895142912

This bit is fucking gold

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The only surprise here is 15% of people are still ticking the blue box.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-63971038

Exactly the same thought crossed my mind when I read that

tories still need to lose a lot and labour win a lot before labour secure majority. it will be very difficult without scotland, as well as winning back almost 100 percent of the red wall and hoping new random seats like canterbury stay red. election won’t be a time to sit back if you want labour to win.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/dec/16/traces-of-suspected-cocaine-found-after-parties-in-liz-truss-grace-and-favour-house-say-staff

Surely no one is suggesting the behaviour of the Tory party would be possible without the use of class A drugs?

A spokesperson for her said in a one-line statement: “This is categorically untrue.”

Nice.

Lightweights

they probably get the purest stuff directly from their colombian counterparts, while we illicitly ship them stilton and cheddar secreted inside maris piper potatoes

M8. Don’t lump all class As together. No one has ever used MDMA / psilo / LSD / etc and gone home a Tory.

Not so sure…

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8717779/

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/oct/18/psychedelic-drugs-us-republican-thiel-mercer-foundation

https://www.psymposia.com/magazine/lucy-in-the-sky-with-nazis-psychedelics-and-the-right-wing/

The whole rave scene was enabled Tory wankers to take a chemical break from their usual tendencies. They liked it because the empathy wore of.

But in those hours, before the pingers wore off and the dancing stopped, we loved the Tories and they loved us back.

That’s the key. Never be not high.

That’s the key. Never be not high.

I dunno, Gove is still a cunt and seems to be taking that advice.

And whatever is on that key.

They should bulldoze Chevening anyway, so the Pilgrims Way wouldn't suddenly turn into a private road.

Fortunately we are all subject to a centre left government under Sunak. At least according to Lord Cruddas. It’s unclear what he’d consider centre right let alone pure Tory.

That Looking Glass we are through? There’s plenty to go yet

And I managed, my mistake, to listen to Edwina Currie on 5Live jabbering along about the nurses strike. WAC doesn’t start to cover it, quite impressed that she managed to tell an actual nurse that she.was wrong about her own career and lived experience (if it is 30 year performance art, I take it all back).

And how come the newspapers aren’t all over this?

Oh.

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What's it actually showing? It looks very high if it's per annum, not that high if it's over the whole of their time as an MP.

I suspect it's probably over their time as an MP. Majority of it will likely be staffing and office costs. A couple of staff and an office and £150k a year seems not too surprising.

For a comparison, Labour MPs claim similar amounts and Corbyn tends to claim more than average.