Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Nobody wants a spent ass.

Lol! Didn't even see the ass-saver

The head tube is getting all the attention, and nobody has noticed the 20cm stem

Oh we all saw it, we were just hoping you’d get on that pony and ride.

I saw it and set a timer for how long it would take to emerge here................
Not disappointed with the speed of posting.

Forget the toe overlap, i think he's going for bar overlap

Looks like his bars will touch the wheel if he corners too tight

Finally, an Austin Powers reboot.

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Soma Torpedo aka foreskin grips

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Where to begin...

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With an angle grinder and blowtorch?

Slam the stem and that would have got everyone in the HHSB thread juiced up about 5-8 years ago. It is fairly minging though

'..not original but far better than the original Merckx...unique....and a precious piece of art'

Yours for only 7500 Euros
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/373356790329?hash=item56edcc8239:g:PvUAAOSwFE5fv68C&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAA4MlKRK7BAltoGG3dULOsxu31tZy%2FpjEjoXTbew0KjTvXUj9hwthvgoFrnVl1QlDiDBaPuGGWWuLysF3zPcT5pSimNkp1SBOIIdwVUwmMGqESrlvTlORIadetOhCtK3UuQrDsQ%2BmpiFqRxahsiybKHMuVrDQBlBNHaiOfWkEKZRBTb6Cs3B2zb%2BdnTa2kC4RKvlgN6RIYkBIjs8Eny7KA%2BrItWxIGzHKY5ssKawhu4Ih9qckLt4%2FlGASyseXWWbAfcgS%2FH39NHl1wKAZYpUyF4r%2BlZrS8opwuZnmolsr8vlQh%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR5SZ8sabYQ

It's really a moral obligation

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does batman have really long arms?

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does Batman have really long arms?

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could be yours for only 3580$ https://www.ebay.com/itm/255323472954?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=WpVUz3rMTiG&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=mglcozkeqh2&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

I wanted to say that its not too bad... But then I clicked on the add and looked at the rest of the pictures :(

Wow. Clicked the link thinking ‘how bad could it be!’

Another Surly :(

Tim Cockpit

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Considering that's both a Pinarello and a pro bike, it could have been a lot worse

Looks better resolved than most carbon gravel bikes I've seen.
< insert brand > look like shit without carrying any visual interest.
#acquitted

It looks like it's made from painted mozzarella and left to close to the stove

#moominflesh

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Aren't architects supposed to wet themselves looking at ergonomically molded contact points? ie Aalto door handles. 🤔