Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

we have a big garden

£2,500 isn't even that much to spend on a bike these days

I ride with an arcteryx alpha FL

I had my central heating on for 5 hours, full blast, last night

Having a wooden boat is a pain.

Having wood is a pain.

#wankerinjuries

Medieval wars weren't generally too bad for the peasantry

an Audi in Hampshire

clubcard

Tesco?

sitting there with a tux and binoculars

Tesco

my next visit to NYC

My powder coater

I was in Waitrose

I was working in the city in the 80’s

Unexpected hole in one, always nice. Fore!

In fairness to myself I have a 100% penalty record

Internet point to anyone who can tell me which footballer I stole “in fairness to myself” from.

Sounds like a Lee Dixon-ism to me.

Geoff Thomas.

Good efforts, both. It was JonJoe Shelvey. Not verbatim but it was along the lines of “in fairness to myself, I showed a lot of character.” Which had me chuckling for a good minute.

I still work on the fringe of the Lloyds market

Shirtsleeves are not acceptable.

Thankfully the natural order still prevails in the clubhouse..

I’ve yet to see anyone working without a jacket, and no tie is still a rarity.

I've got some venison tenderloin that I've just defrosted with a view to making a mean Wellington