Epic WTF

3 night a week, £1 a bottle of warm Tennents, two in each back pocket, one in the left hand, roll up in the right. 2% success rate trying to pick up someone you liked the look of. Roll around the corner to the Emerald for a Special Snack, half rice, half chips, chicken balls, peking sauce (off menu hack) and a can of diet coke. Stagger back up to your shared house on the Lisburn Road.

Definitely my favourite Mike Skinner track.