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3 night a week, £1 a bottle of warm Tennents, two in each back pocket, one in the left hand, roll up in the right. 2% success rate trying to pick up someone you liked the look of. Roll around the corner to the Emerald for a Special Snack, half rice, half chips, chicken balls, peking sauce (off menu hack) and a can of diet coke. Stagger back up to your shared house on the Lisburn Road.
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Summer of 92 I lived there (or in the top bar at Lavery's), walked through the door of the Dome and the Tennent's (urgh, even the thought now...) would be poured by the time I reached the bar. By the end of the night, I'd have invariably failed to pull, apologised to the statue at the bar for bumping into him about 3 times and been threatened by spides on my way back to our well-dodgy Donegall Rd hovel (with a gravy half-half).
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