Cricket

So, the statgasm:

• highest day 1 total ever
  
• 4th highest innings run rate ever (only one other day 1 innings in the top 50)
  
• 4 batters went from 0-100
  
• 5 of the fastest 50 innings of all-time are already England's Bazball era
  
  

It'll still be a draw, obvs, because they forgot to pack any bowlers and are England, but that's something.