Motorcycle and Scooter appreciation

You are in the wrong place for that.
Do it!

And let me have a go.
In return I will let you laugh at a 6'6" guy falling off riding a clown bike

Edit for OG post:

I want to build an adventure Grom.
Please list as many reasons as possible as to why this is a fucking stupid idea.
Save me from myself.
USER SOUL