Motorcycle and Scooter appreciation

You are in the wrong place for that.
Do it!

And let me have a go.
In return I will let you laugh at a 6'6" guy falling off riding a clown bike

Edit for OG post:

I want to build an adventure Grom.
Please list as many reasons as possible as to why this is a fucking stupid idea.
Save me from myself.
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Would it take 2x35L hard case side panniers and a 55L hard case top box?
If not, is it a true ADV dad bike?

Be sensible and convert a grom to a chopper, complete with monkey hanger bars, peanut tank and a bobber seat you fool.

I love groms. Adventure builds are cool to look at don't get me wrong but if you want to ride it off road and not just pose on it there are better options. Stock suspension is good but basic obviously, you can do distance, but you won't get there very quick.

If you wanted good little off-road bike to tour around on get a Dr, or a serrow, or a KDX220 etc etc.

Why??

Build a sweet Mini-moto from a YZ85 and go terrorize Kart tracks instead.