Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

If the question is 'how tasteless can anyone be?', the answer is always 'Murica, land of the giant wankstain'.

Reminds me of these "amazing" Fashion collaborations that wrapped bikes in Louis Vitton print leather or Pharells hideous Water Buffalo Leather BMW Gangsta.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294044189456?

I mean it’s certainly unique looking…

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Inverse shim game strong on this one, warning label is a nice touch.

A sheikh of Dubai with the burj version of steerer extension.

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Deserved?

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All Nags qualify for an automatic entry here.

The Dale, yeah, because it’s the Palacemobile.

The REAR READ REAP whatever, maybe just a set of bumpy wheels away from being fine?

I like the Scott…

Dat Cannondale <3

No you don’t. Look at the stem/headset bit whatever that’s supposed to be. It looks like the top of a comedy oversize can of shaving foam.

The nag is a wheel set away from snoggable.

FB Marketplace delivering the goods

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/702579414323515/

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I like it..

you have to admire the effort - it's pretty cute as well...
would ride.

WTaF.

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ignoring the gold leaf paintjob, what's going on with the headtube?
not an actual genesis frame surely?

"P.s the head tube has been added on by the genius @robhayles1 to thread my cables through"

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClOLbTwD38Y/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY%3D

It’s been modified (by Rob Hayles) to route the cabling according to Blythe’s Instagram.

I only came here to post it, glad to see it’s already here.

“For the guy who has never won a gold”

not an actual genesis frame surely?

He's a brand ambassador for genesis. For some reason

possibly down to his impeccable mudguard setup skillz

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One mudguard is better than none

and one mudguard plus ass-saver is even better