Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

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Eejit in reply to @Alf0nse

I’m just jealous that my wrists aren’t hairy enough, it’s the politics of envy

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ColinTheBald in reply to @Eejit

There's a nice chap in Turkey who will skin an Albanian refugee to match your hair colour. I blew my entire inheritance on a watch and couldn't afford his full service, so I had my entire scalp transferred to my wrist for the perfect watch and keyboard shot.

This explains my baldness.

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