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Eejit-
There's a nice chap in Turkey who will skin an Albanian refugee to match your hair colour. I blew my entire inheritance on a watch and couldn't afford his full service, so I had my entire scalp transferred to my wrist for the perfect watch and keyboard shot.
This explains my baldness.
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I’m just jealous that my wrists aren’t hairy enough, it’s the politics of envy
My wrists have been getting slowly hairier over the last decade but are still essentially Harry Hill Hairy, would an expensive watch fix this or draw attention to my dainty, smooth wrists?
ColinTheBald
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We all know that a precision timepiece is a legacy, a signal that you have extraordinarily hairy wrists not an instrument for accurately measuring time.