We all know that a precision timepiece is a legacy, a signal that you have extraordinarily hairy wrists not an instrument for accurately measuring time.
You do realise that you're entering the murky world of offshore wrist hair grafts? These are the principal reason for the increasing scarcity of the gorilla. Nature cannot be allowed to stand in the way of the correct degree of hirsuteness.
Imagine spending less than 2.5k on a watch. I bet all it would do is accurately tell the time, absolutely disgraceful.