Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

You missed this bit... :)

Once I get to £10m liquid

Smoked and inhaled a cuban that was knocking around

The last few days have been shooting fish

shooting

We have a nanny atm

I keep on getting tempted by the idea of buying a Range Rover Sport V8 Supercharger (the L320 5 litre facelife model). I don't need a Range Rover Sport really. I just fancy one.

Whoever said this should be banned from the forum (and probably shot).

I started that thread 14 years ago. I'm not sure I've ever posted in it - it was when people started to get offended by other people talking about cars on a bike forum so that thread was a safe space for them - and an escape from the Guantanamo-level torture of men discussing motor vehicles for the rest of us.

Just checked that thread (never usually read it) some easy fodder over there

I've already got one 5 litre car.

Pfft. I had a 6 litre one.

We usually don’t get many of the Car or Watch thread types in the club bar they tend to frequent the Parvenu Golf and Country Club down the hill .

My car is lucky to have 6 litres of fuel.

Think I landed 4 entries in one page 🫡

I landed

I …

given up hope of finding a nice, comfy, double [sofa bed] for sub £5k

One doesn't buy Range Rovers, one leases

I wonder if at 200kmh on the autobahn the V12 suddenly makes sense.

It takes time to build a wardrobe like this

Was it IKEA?

jesus christ, this forum! when do we get to start talking about poverty shaming, social violence, gratuitous exhibitions of wealth and this being anti-social, or even in hate crime territory? ah, I see, because you are asking for it if you go on a thread called ‘when the big dick points to 12, what time is it? chrono-dosh-ography’. yeah, my bad. if that shit leaks into the rest of the forum tho

Leasing a Rangie allows you to get rid of it before it falls apart.

Not if it's on a 2 year lease.

a Rangie

if that shit leaks into the rest of the forum tho

I think that golf cart has left the clubhouse already.