Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

My particular knee surgeon

Just look at some of the proclivities that other swathes of the public enjoy. The public on the whole are not much of a judge of anything.

You don’t enjoy enjoy proclivities, you have them. Snobbery meets ignorance. GC perfection.

I've not worked for almost 2 years

No dole scum in here thanks.

for a high earning couple pursuing this plan £40k pa in an S&S ISA plus whatever pension contributions benefits from massive tax breaks.

Flew to NY for my dads 60th to see them play a special Countdown To Ecstasy show in 2016. Such an amazing show.

Caught Chick Corea at Blue Note the next night too. Incredible trip.

What took you so long?

It was brazen wasn't it!

I probably should have just written it right here instead. Save people to bother.

I used to know a trader who spent 20k on a custom dining room table

Dead or no longer in circle of friends? Could be critical to entry here

According to a recent article in the FT

I just asked one of the coaches in the clubhouse the same question

it could be written off as a business lunch for two....

Yup. Fair. It's my daughter's club. But no excuses.

I'll get put in here for 'my daughter' now...

my daughter's club

Hahahaha #rep

(Mini c00ps asked “What’s a golf?”)

Point of order. The Dan are not golf club. Yacht club, maybe...

Your monthly mortgages repayments is £2518

Nit picking

The Dan are not golf club.

Quoted for posterity. Free pass for me.

Yacht Rock doesn’t get any better than Christopher Cross

The Dan are not golf club.

Possibly not, but calling Steely Dan 'The Dan' is very golf club.

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