I might go as a gravel rider: Barbag, flannel shirt, tattoos, dangle mug, trendy tyres that puncture really easily, mince round really slowly and stop for selfies every 1/4 lap.
And then write a thousand word insta post about how things didn't quite go your way this time.
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I might go as a gravel rider: Barbag, flannel shirt, tattoos, dangle mug, trendy tyres that puncture really easily, mince round really slowly and stop for selfies every 1/4 lap.