Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

A classic beauty compared to the latest Bianchi abomination.

Ah…just saw the spacer stack

Its a fake, including the wheels & handlebar :(

and the valves don't even line up with the logos! #rolleyes

Something unsettling about this.

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Something unsettling about this

Yes, it should say "swipe right"

https://vi.raptor.ebaydesc.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemDescV4&item=255813862183&category=177831&pm=1&ds=0&t=1661109158000&ver=0&cspheader=1

This bicycle also comes with:

▪ Birth Certificate (soft copy)

▪ Its own dedicated webpage*

▪ FREE downloadable MP3 of Ya Mama by The Pharcyde (iTunes)

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There are more

The sad fact (what?) the seller smokes crack (what?)

https://ausetathletic.com/

Is worth a visit

Oh my word

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This is cool though.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185650674254?hash=item2b39a47a4e:g:~PQAAOSwumNiHFOA&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoNPdqHR4iVIEZP5RRlvCg4eH6qfjcH9ktzPo09yEuKRYSp3AWYco9opyZnH5THJnNhFmTkbzU2yWwZOzdU%2ByPUqnQf6SPmFmLeVDP%2FDKqFum9kfAPLWjJ9LCywD2Hwt6aLz9Z6ELaBNK5Cxsc%2FTZ8MsIuwBgIGNVPBanJvWjArTGieQUZ6PER3dJCdUEK2twJRn6JQPafQijpPoohGiW4ak%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR4SBuaqMYQ

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Yeah I realised later I should have come here first. He's gonna look such a wally with those guards

Kinda vibes. He'd look less of a wally on this

If he’s using that for the commute, where does the luggage go? In a cab?

Ive just noticed the stripes continuing onto the rear guard. Its like a childs drawing of a race car

Came here to post this. Crankset on this is pukes on cock.

Looked wanky IRL too..

It is an expensive exercise in the massage of an ego. The luggage will be dealt with by an underling. Thousands were spent on calculating the marginal gains of deep section carbon rims and mudguards (which will never get even slightly damp).

Too much tapping on my part; rich, clueless and tasteless is a better summary.

FFS dudes will spend money on the stupidest shit when all they need is a proper fitting.

Seems harsh. For all we know it could be @amey 's latest.

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Ah now I understand he stripes are to help fit the frame bag

Is that a Starbucks logo next to his name?

It's the logo of the company he works for? Name on a commuter was already grim, that's just... yeah

Isn't it amazing what you can and shouldn't do with spray bike?
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