Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

What restaurants recommendations do people have for somewhere between Richmond & Fulham

we had an old yurt - so erected that in the back garden.

Come on, that was a tongue in cheek comment fishing for an appearance. Right?

I’ve got a lot of posh natural cat food

I have 2-3 clients lunches and dinners per week from here until Christmas

he was at Oxford with my brother

I started a fledgling business on a shoestring in Notting Hill

(Ok, that’s on the Made.com collapse rather than here)

Im on a roll guys!

cash rich at the moment

something something Douglas Fir 🍆

When I owned a flat water company

Only for an ensuite anyway

At last, a victory for common sense

I knew a one nation Tory

The bloke who lives at the end of my road has 100 or so houses and about 3,000 acres

what what.

moisturiser

Full disclosure: I used to be a landlord

Bugger, I tried so hard in the phrasing to avoid the inevitable outcome.

You should be proud. Membership to the LFGSS golf club isn’t open to just anyone.

Membership to the LFGSS golf club isn’t open to just anyone

I did the fast-track, £70 more than the normal fee

I wouldn't join any club which would have me as a member (Marx, G).

Marx

Ugh, I don't want to have to hear about COMMUNISM at my golf club!

Maybe meant this guy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Marx