Just get them two tickets to Jim Davidson's next panto and never speak to them again.
It is a source of great pride that I have clumped Jim Davidson (pub, Woolwich, early 80s).
How do we nominate you for a knighthood?
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Just get them two tickets to Jim Davidson's next panto and never speak to them again.