The fall of the Tory party

I’m disappointed to be honest, was rather looking forward to the Tories tearing themselves apart.

lol

Johnson out

That's why he's got so many kids

Tories tearing themselves apart.

That's still happening.

Telegraph have deleted the link to the story from their Twitter but it's still live on the website lol

A budget Cincinnatus

he's still in until 2pm tomorrow.

Wonder how Dorries has taken this.

Someone needs to query Jacob on BorisorBust, if he transfers his vote now he will look very silly.

On her knees most likely.

Imagine Doris, Cleverly, Patel and Rees-Mogg are pissed

Certainly Dorries (allegedly).

“Boris’s hard core supporters have gone mad. It’s like Waco in there”.

DHodges

So, Sunak presumably hoping the he can avoid coming up against the racist vote. He's not liked so can see enough mps piling behind PM4PM2 to keep it live.

Nadhim stop digging mate

He's ready for Rishi now

https://twitter.com/nadhimzahawi/status/1584280847141638144?t=4PXiwV3TPZnO-WMAja-aSg&s=19

Haha this is gold

Dorries is having a totally normal one on Boris Johnson's sister's radio show because our media is a joke.
https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1584287528957272064?t=1GDROEWOfWz5bqXbZX8USw&s=19

Idk why the whole ready for rishi thing aways makes me think of that Ainsley Harriott meme.

Kiss of death ?

Arguably one of the finest examples of the reverse ferret in recent years. It’ll be remembered as a genuine classic.

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Sentences seldom heard; Boris Johnson’s pulls out.

Can we please stop referring to Boris Johnson's penis?

I've got a busy day at work and need to focus.

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How about Roger Gale’s throat scrotum?

Throatum