The fall of the Tory party

Lol

the lettuce would be a unifying force.

Just need a cabinet resignation to spice up this afternoon.

Boris … again wtf. We only just got this cunt out of number 10 for being an embarassment to humanity.

Logic seems to be it would save the donors £100k on new decor

It's like one of those ridiculous rounds of Jenga when the precarious tower should've crumbled many turns ago.

https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1582346032796807172

I'm guessing during or just after PMQ's tomorrow.

I've been pondering this too. For this "project" to have finally got as far as number 10 and the whole planet to have seemingly rejected what they tried to do is a nice small silver lining

More here

https://twitter.com/mac_puck/status/1581911289638420481

Tory MP column pointing out the "dangers of dumpster fires" in his local paper

https://www.questmedianetwork.co.uk/news/glossop-chronicle/largan-column-warning-of-the-dangers-of-dumpster-fires/

Are you saying this article is a thinly shrouded allegory?!

It's certainly up there with Gove's interesting discussions with constituents last week.

https://www.indy100.com/politics/michael-gove-twitter-liz-truss

there is a mention of bin fires in one of the other tory post shared upthread. loving the thread in general

If they can't find the "unity candidate" from MPs, which is looking likely then why not a celebrity? The PM doesn't have to be an MP.

I’d be happy if it was Steven Gerrard, would get him away from The Mighty Villa. Plus his miserableness would fit in neatly with the current mood

Probs about 5 mins in the job.

I think it would be between Alan Sugar and Abi Titmuss

Dream ticket as a job share, get Dappy from N-Dubz as SpAd

Typical golfist answer, as if Abi Titmuss hasn’t had her name dragged through mud enough (unless she has recently come out as a massive Tory, in which case apologies)

They'll just leave her in place and run things I to the ground around her (and in her name)

Full Norma Bates

You're all welcome...

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Some thoughts on Liz’s supposed sub necklace courtesy of an old housemate of mine(now creative director at Royal Mint and well respected jeweller).
Interesting that something so small can sum up the shittiness of the torys so well

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Was he in the Kajagoogoo 2nd eleven?

That's incredible

11 Downing st must be a funhouse at the mo