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plots run by the fucking Amish
Edit: Newham Council.
Like all these sets of rules it’s a palimpsest of sensible precautions/risk reduction, countermeasures vs specific piss-takers from the past and authoritarian knob-ends (including council functionaries with their own motivations) taking liberties. Making at least polite acquaintance with the committee can grease a lot of the wheels. I’ve been on an allotment committee before, and it’s just plain weird.
Bees and rabbits are kosher, fires are not, except for Nov 5th. Buildings must be no bigger than 6’ in any dimension. Nothing planted that will not yield produce within 1 year (! No fruit bushes?), no trees directly into the soil—pots are OK. Etc etc etc.
You’re right about talking to the committee; having said that, the chair of ours gave my wife this sturdy squash which I think might be fighting talk.
Willow is a weed, take it out without prejudice.