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  • You are though. A savings account last year was getting you 1% or so. You can get 4% now. So if Granny has £200k she’s gone from £2k a year to £8k. That’ll cover your food and heating bill rises no bother, and she’s probably not out buying a new car or a clothes or whatever else.

    Assets m8. That’s what separates rich from poor and what they’re trying to trick you to not buying. Lease a car instead of buy one, Spotify instead of CDs, rent Microsoft office’

    “Hey! Why buy stuff! Possessions are so millennium! Live for today!

    Oh. Sorry, it’s tomorrow now and you can’t stop paying or we take your car, software and music away because it’s ours not yours you pleb.”

  • She’s single too, but not a glamorous Parisian type granny, more like a posh version of the skinny one from gogglebox.

    She’s quite a developed character as it goes, been working on her a while.

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