Shit fixie skidders say...

From Reddit following a search on how to keep calm whilst cycling:-

I just usually shout ‘go fuck yourself’ or ‘eat a bag of dicks’ if I come across any jack wagons driving super close to me when I know dang well a) they see me and b) have no reason not move over in the lane. All in all though I haven’t come across too many rude drivers. So it’s been positive experiences for me so far.