British Cycling being embarassing, obsequious idiots ...

I mean let’s not even do a close reading and see what we can pull out that is obviously farcical

Yeah Shell, the petro chemical giant with a very checkered history of involvement in countries they’ve been pumping oil and other resources out of

“Very checkered history” is a startling euphemism for “have been complicit in state sanctioned murder”, anyone who deals in mealy bullshit like this gets a clown nose. Also, it’s ‘chequered’ FFS.

they’ve signed up to the Paris climate change agreement…they’re still planning to increase their oil production by up to 40 percent by 2030

Anyone with less than 100% clown DNA would stop here to note that these two are completely incompatible, this guy does not, for that he gets the clown wig

I gave up riding in larger groups on the road years ago after being appalled how entitled, arrogant and ignorant some people around me were being to other road users.

Lol, wat? This is sub-Jeremy Clarkson. Get this man some clown shoes.

my mate Kieran on Facebook, “given that about 90 percent of BC adult members also drive a car…isn’t all this outrage just a wee bit sanctimonious?” … I think Kieran has a very valid point about many cyclists being sanctimonious hypocrites.

HONK HONK here’s the clown car and this dude is driving

I could go on, but I’m all clowned out