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As a Napoli supporter, can't wait to see where we the road will bring us.

Bruce out. Obvs

Just start throwing stuff at him. Worked for us

Two stewards sat in the row behind him all game today. First time I’ve seen that for any manager.

Fair fucks to him, he has thick skin. He put up with dogs abuse at the Villa during a period where both his parents passed away.

As brilliant as he is - finding it somewhat nauseating how all journalists and football folk keep calling Haaland a robot or an 'alien'

You forgot ‘footballing cyborg’.

Big wok for a frying pan.

And 'Nordic goal-yeti' from @Chalfie 's mate.

I actually loled at nordic goal yeti. Best description yet. I imagine a yeti runs in the same style.
It's also because city are just very good at creating chances

It's also because city are just very good at creating chances

As are yetis? Or am I missing the connection?

Leave Barney alone.

Big wok for a frying pan is a niche in joke to those who have read the guardian for football coverage since time began.
Those in the know will remember the riff of “good touch for a big man” and the target of said riff: Crouchy’s got his nachos. Some may even lament they are not easily searchable.

It’s stuff like this that is burnt into my brain and nothing useful about how to be a better person.

Hahaha, thanks Ruben Dias et al for wasting time for exactly 5 minutes.

Yetis are definitely the chancers of the crypto zoological world

good game, just fell short but we looked a bit better up front, sadly our defense is now the weak point, we look so nervous at the back, matip looked like bambi on ice at times there

i like jota down the left, we've had diaz there all season might be time to switch those two for a few games, diaz seems to have lost his dribbling skills of late, with a possible knee injury it might happen

Was an enjoyable game for neutral. Thought Arsenal looked v good.

Oliver did what he could for Liverpool but the chances fell for us overall. Credit to Artetas system that gets the ball in the box and possession in the opposition half .

Was Jesus fouled for the penalty? Probably not , but let's just stack that against Liverpool's for pile.

Jordan Henderson reported for racist comments.
Wonder if they still have the 'We support racists' T-Shirts from the Suarez thing?

He was trying to get sent off for 30 minutes, all elbows and kicks, unfortunately he's just a yard off the pace these days.

Apparently only two teams have ever failed to win the Prem with this amount of points after this amount of games and I take no pleasure in

Both Arsenal

I’d be astonished if Arsenal could beat City over the course of a season. But, frankly, I’m just enjoying the run whilst it lasts.

agreed, Arsenal are playing well, great team unity, fans are vocal.. we should aim for 2nd place..

Arsenal v Spurs, Bodo and Liverpool were the first games of my season because I was abroad for the first bit.

9 Arsenal goals scored in three games. I've come home to a completely different Arsenal side. What the actual fuck is going on?!

It's not so different to the highpoints of last season... Just adding some consistency/reasonable reffing/avoiding silly reds/injuries.