The fall of the Tory party

My friend, the list of those holding the country back is long, almost inclusive in its scope. I can’t help but think that Captain Tom was somehow to blame and is post humously driving things from beyond the grave, Diana whispering her anti-establishment ministrations in his ear (although hang on, isn’t this government selling itself as anti-establishment? I genuinely can’t keep up with The Iron Weathercock playing al, sides simultaneously, like a shit Two Faces of Janus).