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Who gives a?..... Oh, hold on.....
To answer some points above; if you're cycling 15 miles to work a mere time trial should be completed in far less than an hour (possibly more for a 25). Joining a gym is simply an admission that you have lost my number, I have skips that you could fill in an energetic manner without membership fees.
Now, where is that nice nurse with my medication?
(varifocals also just ordered).
Have taken to getting up (pointless laying awake battling the stream of uncontrollable thoughts about things to worry about), making a ridiculously strong coffee then cycling into work
Get about 15 miles in and then need to take a discrete piss behind a hedge
Arrive at work tired, needing more coffee and another piss
Repeat daily
Fucken hell
First world problems sure but christ, am so tired and read about 70-odd year old time-trialer’s, they on prescription speedballs or something?
#canIretirenowplease