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Well played hummel.

What a sobering thread. Hope Hummel don’t shut up about it during the WC either. I’m actually genuinely surprised that the Mail would publish actual investigative journalism.

As if anyone needed any further evidence that Neymar is a massive cunt: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/sep/30/brazil-neymar-bolsonaro-support-election

WAC.

If anyone deserves a career ending reducer it's him.

Shitting on spurs will always be fun. Saliba nutmegging dier was a nice summing up of the state of the two squads.

Bruce needs to fuck right off

Away end singing 'Are you watching Jack Grealish' as Almiron is man of the match and scores a brace at Fulham today was particularly sweet. Real training game vibes in the sun today.

This is horrendous.

Indonesia: At least 174 dead in football stadium crush

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-63105945

City tearing Utd apart.

Haaland is a cheat code but it should be illegal to have De Bruyne and Foden in the same team too.

Villa are shit. Gerrard out

Took you a month longer than it should have 😅

Having been quite sceptical about Lampard, the past 4-5 games are making me think I might have got him wrong. Players seem to know what they’re supposed to be doing, even if it isn’t anything massively inspiring. Quite a lot of the team are his buys and he’s shipped out some of the (vey expensive) dead wood. Onana has plenty of promise and Gueye does the simple stuff so well, he’s a massive step up for our midfield. Not going to be challenging for much but 15th -9th mediocrity seems a possibility rather than a 38-game slugfest in the bottom 5 for most of the season. Probably be wrong about that now. 😱

Why would you sing about Jack Grealish?

He used Almiron as an example of a shit player when talking about Riyad Mahrezin the fa cup last season

But who would be the replacement?

Sean Dyche step forward pls

Sweet Jesus, things are bad but not Dyche.

Maybe wait until after the World Cup and get Southgate

Southgate

Pass the bleach cocktail while I puke on my cock.

Maguire to Villa. taps nose

who would be the replacement?

I’ve not followed Everton closely enough but just noticed they’ve conceded the least so far this season which surprised me with Lampard and all that. Is it the calming influence of Tarkowski or something else?

Nuno or Terry for Villa I reckon.

I wasn’t entirely serious but can see it appealing to the owners

Fuck me, Allarydicci, O’Leary or EBJT?

Maybe they will lean in and go with McLeish or Lambert? Surely Dr Josef Venglos has to be worth a whirl?