Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Sometimes you hard boil an egg and instead of the shell cleanly peeling off it starts taking bits of egg with it so you get really precise with how you get the shell off to keep as much egg as possible to eat.

Old eggs for boiling, fresh eggs for poaching.

Unborn chicken children are a cake ingredient, not a solo foodstuff.

Unborn chicken children

Most eggs do not contain chicken children.

Beyond dispute, yet less entertaining than vegetarians trying to justify ingesting them.

guys

Only person who can take it.

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https://twitter.com/yogimummy/status/1574497208338202659

"vaguely posh boys thumping out piano chords"?

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good grief 😅

I heard an interesting / convincing line of argument this morning on the Truss motivation for all of this (which I had been struggling to understand before). We are being softened up for deep spending cuts in the name of "look at the gilt market, there is no alternative"

There's no surplus capacity left to cut though.

Anyway, In the news thread >>>>>

There's at least one big thing left to privatise.

I think the public mood would turn vicious if they did that as well right now.

Lol, thought I was in that thread already 🙈

Loads here:

https://twitter.com/Tory__Jesus

This is amazing

https://youtu.be/McdAI7Tje2Y

Haha, brilliant

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The stock foto used looks like a typical Dutch street. Including the farm upstairs

Tory Party Conference Preview

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Porc markets obvs

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