Shit fixie skidders say...

Dylan Buffington signed the chainstay at the Mash 2015 premier in London

i did invent ‘fixie-skidder’

tru-fact.
never did a skid though. they are for kids

Really amazing foeder fermentation makes it start as this super classy sour which morphs into one of their invincible porters

wrong thread, that's for the hipsters one

Also it's one of the best beers ever and it's £3.50 sir I object, posts with adjectives do not directly qualify for 'shit [insert type] say...' threads

Objection noted. I was a little jealous as I'm a fan of Kernel beers. It sounded tasty.

Ha! You can get it online / at the shop. It's so good, hope you get one soon #hugs

Theres a difference?!??!

Yeah there are plenty of hipsters still around (aka middle-class gorp dads), but hardly anyone rides fixed anymore :'(

oh my knees

I have 175mm too but they are upsetting my pelvis

That is a large dildo

;-)

I could be that emotional

I do the tough stuff on the track

unclipping is like shifting or giving up ;-)

You don't need deodorant if you shower daily

completely slammed

Genuinely, whip off the v-brakes, flip the wheel and add another £1k. Guaranteed sale.

From Reddit following a search on how to keep calm whilst cycling:-

I just usually shout ‘go fuck yourself’ or ‘eat a bag of dicks’ if I come across any jack wagons driving super close to me when I know dang well a) they see me and b) have no reason not move over in the lane. All in all though I haven’t come across too many rude drivers. So it’s been positive experiences for me so far.

I felt faster than I've done all summer even though I was on SS.

Riding fixed is shit all the time.

I still ride fixed almost everyday

Freewheels are the gateway drug to derailleurs.