Royalty

Actually, what will be done with all these useless books afterwards?

I wondered that when I was in Caen town hall earlier this week where they have a book. Do they send it to the UK? Some interesting comments in that one referring to her as 'our duke'.

William I is buried next door. Or at least his thigh bone is, the rest was scattered some hundreds of years ago. His funeral sounds great. Corpse wouldn't fit in the sarcophagus, “the swollen bowels burst, and an intolerable stench assailed the nostrils of the by-standers and the whole crowd”.

so we'll never be able to say for certain, meghan didn't do it ?

Would Meghan have access? Ms Truss on the other hand...

a doctor who is happy to sign a death certificate.

I wonder if the ash cash payout for a royal is higher.

Que closed you all had your chance , head for harrods.

Lady Di statue still there? she is wiv da angels now :-(

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This applies to you fixie skidders down that way too. HMTQ spoke cards or get in the tower.

https://twitter.com/GrieveWatch/status/1571465589545213952

There was a car like this in Wellington NZ but for Diana.

Noticed ghost queen's popping up around London.

That like a ghost bike thing?

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A fitting tribute at the Grimsby recycling centre

I canny believe they are still finding stuff to talk about thank fuck after tomorrow its hopefully over although will probs go on for another week with absolute fluff.

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This is actually amazing.

I think for the BBC to pull me off, when all I’ve done is say wank and describe a shark attack, and to replace me with seven sex scenes, four of which featured lesbians that don’t exist, is misjudged. But perhaps that’s what the Queen would have wanted. We don’t know. She was a very private person.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/sep/18/the-bbc-axing-my-show-was-in-very-poor-taste

Hahahahahaha

Panic buying at Supermarkets today apparently. Trying to find photo or video footage, twitter will deliver if it is true no doubt.

Edit, here we go: https://twitter.com/IngridOffenbach/status/1571518198562062336

Andrew writing a public letter to the queen and starting it with Mummy is all i need from him.

What a fuckin pampered mummys boy. Even at 60 ish he's still acting like a 5 year old

Sainsbury’s was very very busy at midday

Just realised we have no wraps for tonight's falafel, wish me luck.

And so fucking dense that he doesn’t realise that so many people don’t want to see or hear from him

Beatrice's poem is worse.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cij0jXlgTfN/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=1bc5e354-4102-48e8-a370-4ec10f0a86bd

Our supermarket delivery was short (substituted two 500g packs of beef for two 250g packs!) so I've just been out to get a top up and the fresh meat shelves were mostly empty.